Modern Singapore. A land where the postcard designers have the artistic freedom to cut and paste completely indiscriminately.

Changi Airport, Singapore. From the photo album of the Flagpole family: here, everyone poses in front of the airport.

Crocodile Paradise, Singapore. The Lifetime Achievement winner of the Ministry of Tourism's annual Most Tasteful Postcard award.

Jurong Bird Park, Singapore. Home of THE BIGGEST @#$%& PARROT IN THE WORLD!!!

Lanterns. I don't know about you, but looking at this picture makes my eyes hurt.

Haw Par Villa. "Stop! I am the Gatekeeper. Whoever wishes to pass by me must answer me these questions three, 'ere the other side he seek."