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'Twas hershey, and the chocolate fudge
Did boil and bubble in the vat;
All melted were the M&Ms,
Just looking made you fat.
"Beware the Saccharin, my son!
Its cancer kills like poison dip!
Beware the Jujube, and shun
The snaky licorice whip!"
He took his candy sword in hand;
Long time the wrigley foe he sought--
So rested he by the Mars-bar tree,
And stood awhile in thought.
And, as in reese's thought he stood,
The Saccharine, with eyes of flame,
Came skittling through the starburst wood,
And snickered as it came!
One two! One two! And through and through
The candy blade with twinkie foam!
He left it dead, and with its head
He trick-or-treated home.
"And hast thou slain the Saccharin?
Like tried the FDA?"
And in his mouth went Almond Joys,
(He ate food all the day.)
'Twas hershey, and the chocolate fudge
Did boil and bubble in the vat;
All melted were the M&Ms,
Just looking made you fat.
Dwight Gleason (dwight.gleason@autodesk.com) writes:
[This] parody I wrote when I was in high school. We had some creative writing assignment that had to be about candy or Halloween.
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